It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
