Youth jokes
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
quit comical
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Like if you know someone emo.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.