What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Youth Jokes
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
