Yours jokes
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
I am your leader.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."