Yours jokes

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Last night I had the strangest dream!

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😀!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. β€œWhat are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

β€œSuper Power Beer,” he says.

β€œOh, yeah? I doubt it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.

β€œAmazing!” the man says. β€œLet me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof β€” and falls 15 stories to the ground.

Splat.

The barman says. β€œYou know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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  • Bully: Your fat.

    Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

    Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.

    What is gay - curious πŸ€” 😳

    πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ bisexual man.

    πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

    🚲 🚲 🚲

    😒 πŸ˜” sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks πŸ˜ͺ 😞 πŸ˜’ to be you.

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  • You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

    Does it cycle now? 🚲

    You can pick your friends and you can pick your πŸ€₯ nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ.

    Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

    Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

    Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

    Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.

    Guy 1 & Guy 2: πŸ‘πŸ‘

    Comedian: WTF bros!

    Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?

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