Yours jokes
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
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Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.