Yours jokes

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

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    • These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

    New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

    Students: Damn.

    Teacher: Is anyone missing?

    Students: Your parents!

    What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

    A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

    The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

    Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

    Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

    Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?

    Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.