You're jokes
Your mom's asshole.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Your Dad.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."