You're jokes

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.