You're jokes

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?

B: They're both hot?

A: They're both massive.

Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!

One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.

Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!

Rob: .....BECKY :3

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's knob tastes funny.