You're jokes
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
You're gay if you see this.