You're jokes

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

Your mother.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

Your mum's foreheads.

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."