You're jokes
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Your Nan is dead.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.