You're jokes

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Is your dad a magician?

Because he magically disappeared.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

Your mom is emo, Deacon.