You're jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.