You're jokes
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
You're homeless, you orphan!
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.