You're jokes
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.