You're jokes
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"