You're jokes
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.