Your mom jokes
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"