Your mom jokes

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mom.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

Your mom and your dad.

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.