Your mom jokes

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mom.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

Your mom and your dad.

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.