Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
wheres your mom
in the bin
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
