Your mom jokes
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.