You jokes

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Why can orphans never be kidnapped?

No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.