You jokes

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

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Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

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Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can hear a hormone.

Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?

A: A rocket chip.