What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
You Jokes
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
