You jokes
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
FIRST DATE
Man: "I work with animals every day." Woman: "Oh, how sweet! What is it that you do?" Man: "I'm a butcher..."
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.