What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
You Jokes
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Gwen, are you there?
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
