You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
You Jokes
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
300? You are a 3.0.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
