You jokes
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
You're gay.
If you read this.
What is a good night for you?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.