You jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

PORK-CHOP

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?

Two-ply!

What is playing with you?

I love you, Hebrew John.

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩

When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦

When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because its pee is silent.

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."

Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."