Yo mamma jokes

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mama!

Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!