Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct
Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence
Yo mamma so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mamma so fat she the reason why Moses split the red sea
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mamma's so ugly even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed
Yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut bacause it had a hole in it
