Yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut bacause it had a hole in it
yo mamma so fat when she walked past the tv I missed 3 episodes
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
yo mamma so fat when she said order in the court she really meant burger's and fries
Yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
yo mamma sucks
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
yo mamma so old that when she farts we have to dust again
yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean we haven't even explored 5% of her yet
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
yo mamma so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the floor cracked up
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her
Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
