Yo mama jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.