yo mamas so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
yo mama so stupid you could not even be born because of her idoitness
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub they put a blanket over a ocean
What is dumb yo mama you dumb stupid idiot
Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world's largest nife
Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her
yo mama
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
Yo mama's so fat I run around her for exercise.🏃♂️🏃♂️
Yo mama is so ugly she is the reason slenderman has no eyes
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship and I don't have time for you asap daughter daughter or your mother or your call or your choice of choice
Yo mama so fat that when she looks in to a mirror it always shatters,because her weight could be felt all around
Yo mama is so dumb she wanted to get some ice but she went Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream🤣
Yo mama so fat she brung a pencil to early intervention
Yo mama so stupid she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk
