Yo mama jokes
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.