Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.