Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Mama

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Mama

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!

Momma

Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

Weight

Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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Mama

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Mama

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Mama

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Gym

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.