Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama!
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.