Yo mama jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣