Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...

CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!

Yo mama!