Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.