Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.