Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.