Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"