Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Yo mama!

Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so fat She the ice burg

Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!

Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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