Yo mama so black when god saw her he said (let the be light) but twice
Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it so instead he clapped her out of the world.
Yo mama so hairy,when the baby came out,the baby died because of carpet burning
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything
yo mama so pretty ? she could get in a car crash because boys"are staring at her
Yo mama so fat when she had an interview for nasa they said we dont hire planets
Yo mama so kidney stones thanos used them for his gauntlet
Yo mama so fat that everytime she takes a swim the artic sinks by a mile
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the check
Yo mama so fat when she ate 1 cheese burger she pooped it out immediately because her butt was to big.
Yo Mama so fat she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button
Yo mama so fat she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mama so disgusting, that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
yo mama so poor when I rang her door bell she said "Ding"
There are 10 million million million million million million million millon particles in da universe that we can observe. Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
