Yo mama jokes
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.