Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

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Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.