Yo mama jokes

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Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

“In yo mama.”

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!