Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

“In yo mama.”

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.