Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so ugly your dad now had to be drunk to bring her home.

Yo mama is so old she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park

yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'

yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldnt even touch her with a barge pole

yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight

yo mama so old she witnessed noah building the ark

Yo mama so fat I couldn't the the store

Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit

yo mama's so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven

yo mama so fat she made fat albert jealous

Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England

What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so old that when she farts she farts dust!!!

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.