Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

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Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."