Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.