Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!