Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.