Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
At night I became a mattress murderer
Yo Momma so fat she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴
