Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴
At night I became a mattress murderer
