Yo mama jokes

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.