Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.