yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer