yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
you mama so fat one punch man had to punch 3 times
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live
yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodby
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt