Yo Mama Jokes

Anonymous

yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

Anonymous

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Anonymous

your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

Eva

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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Anonymous junk

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

Stupid guy

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test

your _____

yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

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in Fat

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Eyvonia

yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

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Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

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Anonymous

yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

Anonymous

Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.

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Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

jaylin

yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Pun Man 3000

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer