Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodby

yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Yo mama so stupid she said “where are my gifts” on father’s day

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship

Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked.

you mama so fat one punch man had to punch 3 times

jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs and she still wouldn’t fit

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mt Dew

jo mama is so dumb she tried to eat the super Bowl

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so fat she was the ice berg that sank the Titanic.

yo mama so fat that when she fell i didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up