Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama's so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
Yo mama so stupid she said "where are my gifts" on father's day
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
Yo mama so fat she was the ice berg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
yo mama so ugly Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjustu
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama soo ugly!, * The mime* Broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner -- and she looked.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
yo mama so dum she stuck a battery up her butt and said I have the power.
I know 5 fat people and your mama is 4 of them
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
