Yo Mama Jokes

Great Britan

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

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Anonymous

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Neil the pp poppa

Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

zach

yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodby

Anonymous

yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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JAred

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

Kaline Jean

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Madeline

Yo mama so stupid she said “where are my gifts” on father’s day

Anonymous
in Fat

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

URMOM
in Fat

Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship

Joe

Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

Anonymous
in Christmas

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked.

0

you mama so fat one punch man had to punch 3 times

jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs and she still wouldn’t fit

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mt Dew

jo mama is so dumb she tried to eat the super Bowl

Moe Lester

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT

Anonymous

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

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Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she was the ice berg that sank the Titanic.