Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.