Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo Mama Jokes
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodby
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo mama so stupid she said “where are my gifts” on father’s day
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mt Dew
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat she was the ice berg that sank the Titanic.