Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!