Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

I am no longer anonymous.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!