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Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

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Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

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Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

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Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

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Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

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Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

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    Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

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    Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

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    yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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    Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

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    Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

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    Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

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