Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.