Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo' mama is a joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.