Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!