Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo' mama is a joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.