Yo mama so fat i took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo mama is so nasty she buys sex toys at the second hand shop.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa...
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama so fat she needs 17 iPhone to take a selfie
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mamma so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t
Yo mamma so fat she the reason why Moses split the red sea
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that show knows are KFC.
Your momma so ugly when the kool-aid man burst in the door he said oh noo
Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin
Yo mama so lazy that the only letters she knows are NO.
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
