Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.