Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo' mama is a joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.