Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Which sex position produces the ugliest children?

Go ask your mother.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!