Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo'Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodby
Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
