Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama’s so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.