Yo Mama Jokes

Anonymous

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Nword_allowed

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

Big Boss Tom
in America

yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

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K4NDI

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

PEPPPA PIG

yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Tyler Dalene

Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants

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Anonymous

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Pun Man 3000

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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Anonymous

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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YO MAMA

yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

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will

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

hell nah bra

yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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Old

Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

Anonymous
in Old

Yo mama’s so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white

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Big Boss Tom
in Angel

yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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Anonymous
in Roast

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Anonymous

Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

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