yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants
Yo mama, so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.