Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."