Yo mama jokes

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.