Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.