Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
yo mamas so hot when she walked into subway she gave me a foot long
Yo mama so ugly Bob the bolder said "I can't fix that"
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo Mamas so fat, that everytime she goes on a elevator it goes down
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to enter a ugly contest they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.
Yo mama so fat she thought RAW MEN was RAMEN
Yo mama so fat when she went on the elevator it went down
