Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
yo mama so gay, that after watching aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag
yo mama so ugly when she went to unlock her phone with her face it said disconnected
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama's so dumb when a robber stole her TV she said you forgot the remote
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mum is so fat when she saw the titanic she called it small
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go the hair solon they say no pets allow
Yo mama so ugly Bob the bolder said "I can't fix that"
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yo mama so dumb when fox five said its chilly outside she brought a bowlllllll
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!