Yo Mama Jokes

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

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pedo

Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

Fuq ME

Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.

Anonymous

yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out

Ammar Yayeh
in Roast

Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: “To be continued.”

Anonymous

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live

dev

Yo mama soo ugly!,

  • The mime* Broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!

yo mama so ugly Itachi couldn’t look at her to put her in a genjustu

Anonymous

Yo mama’s so stupid she took a Covid test and got an F

Anonymous

Which sex position produces the ugliest children?

Go ask your mother.

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Anonymous
in Roast

Yo mama’s so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Anonymous
in Fat

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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Know your place mama

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Anonymous

yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

Erdf

Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing to this day

Anonymous

Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

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K4NDI

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

John Michael

Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “

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