Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Yo mama so ugly Bob the bolder said "I can't fix that"
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
