Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.