yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates earth out of its orbit
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
Yo mama so stoopid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
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