Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.