Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!