Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.