Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.