Yo mama so ugly that the grinch fell out when he saw her
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put on foot on it
yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl and and plate and ketchup to the redzone
yo mama so tall she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
yo mama so fatshe made kfc go bankrupt
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈
Yo mama's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
What do u call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
yo mama so hairy, that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose
yo mama so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for godzilla
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the dentist they make her lay face down.
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
