Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so American she deported Dora the explorer
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
yo mama soo dumb she studied for a covid test.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Cummin in yo mama cummin in yo mama
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
