Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church

Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left”, she went home.

yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

What do u call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum