Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

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Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!