Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)