Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
jo mama is so dumb she tried to eat the super Bowl
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear
Yo mama so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
yo mama so small that she tried to hike mountin deww
yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so American she deported Dora the explorer
yo mama soo dumb she studied for a covid test.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo mama so fat that she need 12 queen sides matresses to go to sleep
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Yo mama so hairy she braids her eyebrows
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.