Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.