Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.