yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Yo mama’s so stupid she drowned in the pond because the sign said ‘No Swimming’
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said order order she said pizza
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
yo mama so tall she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon
Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Yo mama so fat that’s why people don’t want to marry her except for fat guys
Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭