Yo mama

Yo Mama Jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Workout

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Mama

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Yo-yo

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Ground

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Mama

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

KFC

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.