Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.