Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
