Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left”, she went home.
yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof
Yo mama so American she deported Dora the explorer
Yo Mama is so huge when she was bone everyone died
yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Yo mama so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a boxer
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk she made an earthquake!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies she burries it
Yo mama's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it
Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What do u call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum
