Your mum years cabbage
What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless
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What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3 year old gender affirmed girls.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
your hairline is so mesed up i thot a 2 year old cut you up
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl
