What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
The first time you have a new phone you have a different one you can change your phone to a new phone but it doesnโt change the phone ๐ฑ itโs just different I think it will work I just think it would look good ๐ and then it would work but you donโt know if itโs the right thing for the new one you just know itโs the wrong ๐ itโs a bad phone ๐ฑ itโs a new thing itโs the same for different every day but it doesnโt look ๐ and I think ๐ค so itโs not a good ๐ but it works so itโs different so itโs different for the new phone ๐ฑ and it doesnโt have to work on it doesnโt matter to the same for you know itโs just the one โ๏ธ but it doesnโt have the one that I can do a lot better and I can just use my new one โ๏ธ but it is not that the new iPhone ๐ฑ so you have the one thatโs the other is that I have the same thing and itโs the same phone ๐ฑ but I have to get the new iPhone ๐ฑ I just want it and then you have a good ๐ and itโs a different number so itโs just like ๐ so itโs just one โ๏ธ but you know itโs not like ๐ I have the new iPhone ๐ฒ so you know itโs just one โ๏ธ so itโs a little more than just the one โ๏ธ and it will get the new phone ๐ so itโs just easier and cheaper for the money ๐ด but it wonโt cost ๐ฒ much more to pay ๐ฐ off your car ๐ than to get the phone ๐ฑ for the next two weeks weeks or even two years to to have the car car ๐๐ fixed so itโs easier and quicker and I will be happy ๐ Iโm happy happy ๐ Iโm so excited excited ๐ thank y all and I will talk soon ๐ and have you have an update as to the results soon ๐ thank ya again so far hope all goes all are good ๐ hope to be in your class today love โค๏ธ and have you been in your dreams hope all your day too bye โ๏ธ
Whatโs the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You canโt milk the cow after 12 years.
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
What do you call a 17 year old orphan? Homeless
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
Officer donโt arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was a gay male ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years ๐บ๐ธ ๐ต๐ท
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
