Xd jokes
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!