Xd jokes
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Memes
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Job sucks. XD
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD