"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
I would take out the trash but my mom said u werent ready!!! XD
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
what do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD
why don't headless people have a head in class?
because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
Bully: *Bullies kid* Orphan: Stop!! *Cries* Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD Orphan: :/
What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD
Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Your mom bro XD roasted lmfaoooooooooo
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of god ....... a god that doesnt exist XD
Job sux Xd
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
Kid: Knock knock! Orphan: Who's there? Kid: Not your parents XD
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
hi i have a question for you
did u know that reading this is wasting your time? yeh sorry xD
Why did the turtle cross the road? We don't know yet OOF dislike plz I have no life XD All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie
