Xd

Xd jokes

Ligma

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Trash

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Meal

What do kids call a balanced meal?

A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD

Day

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

Memes

Orphan

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

Head

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

Son

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

XD

Eagle

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

Night Stand

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Time

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

Turtle

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.