what do you call a cow with no legs?--ground beef XD
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
I would take out the trash but my mom said u werent ready!!! XD
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD
Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
Bully: *Bullies kid* Orphan: Stop!! *Cries* Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD Orphan: :/
What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD
why don't headless people have a head in class?
because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Your mom bro XD roasted lmfaoooooooooo
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of god ....... a god that doesnt exist XD
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
Kid: Knock knock! Orphan: Who's there? Kid: Not your parents XD
Job sux Xd
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
