Xd jokes
My life </3 XD :'(
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Job sucks. XD
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD