Xd jokes
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Memes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Job sucks. XD
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.