Xd jokes
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
You can’t land on Uranus XD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD