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Xd Jokes

Orphan

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

Tomato

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH

Eagle

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

Orphan

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

Crush

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Trash

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Orphan

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

Eyebrow

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Orphan

What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!

Water

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Time

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

Page

When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

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  • Meal

    What do kids call a balanced meal?

    A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD