Xd jokes
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
You can’t land on Uranus XD
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.