Xd jokes

You can’t land on Uranus XD

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. XD

What do kids call a balanced meal?

A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD

What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?

Free delivery XD

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!

His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

His boss told him: "You suck."

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

XD

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.