Xd jokes

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Kid: Knock knock!

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents XD

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His core i5 Overheated. XD

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

PS free sex at my name

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Xd.

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! XD

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.