Xd jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

PS free sex at my name

My life </3 XD :'(

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

You can’t land on Uranus XD

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

He had no body to go with. XD

Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

What is black and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. XD

My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD