Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
