Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
