What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
World War II Jokes
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What would you do if you were killed?
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
