If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
