World War II jokes
What would you do if you were killed?
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?