What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
My granddad killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
