World War II jokes
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.