World War II jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
When you fail art school.