World War II jokes
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?