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Me naming myself
忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ
to scare
other players
Japanese dude
wondering why my
name is "Dinosaur
Toothbrush With
Ninja Sauce"
LIV=86
HARLEMOIST

Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how... blood would look on you.

Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet

ALWAYS ME

SCHOOL LIFE:
Most Irritating Moments
- Morning Alarm
Most Difficult Task
To find Socks
Most Dreadful Journey
Way to Class
Most Lovely Time
- Meeting Friends
Most Tragic Moments
- Suprise Test in 1st Period
Most Wonderful News
- TEACHER IS ABSENT
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My mom after she has had enough of us

HALF THE DAY, I WONDER
IF IT'S TOO LATE FOR COFFEE
THE OTHER HALF, I WONDER
IF IT'S TOO EARLY FOR ALCOHOL

A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?" Her mother smiled and replied: Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy tool the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so hight that we fucked without a condom!

I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔

you; wonder where my dad is mean while dad; its good to be at milk island

I wonder whats wrong with it

Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.

Yes.

Me naming myself
忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ
to scare
other players
Japanese dude
wondering why my
name is "Dinosaur
Toothbrush With
Ninja Sauce"
IY-86
HARLEM DIST

Do you want to know the most racist game......Chess you wanna know why?? Because they never let black go first.I wonder why.....lmao

Spooktober meme!!!

When you've killed
5 zombies and stabbed a
vampire with a stake when
you start to wonder why
they were carrying bags of candy

I like porn a lot I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.

"My paternal uncle died three months ago."

"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My maternal uncle died two months ago."

"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My father died last month."

"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"

So a lady was walking down the street with two bags and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills and a cop pulls up and he says “ma’am ma’am your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills” then she says “Oh thank you I wonder how long that’s been going on” and the cop says “ before I help you may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bill” and the Lady says “OK I’ll tell you so I live next to a stadium and I have this beautiful rose garden but he’s dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes so they stick their junk through the fence and I grabbed your junk I said $100 dollars or its coming off” the cop says “oh OK well what’s the other bag for” and she says well not all of them want to give me $100.