Wonder jokes

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.