Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?
What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered
Nothing
I like porn a lot I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage
I accidentally texted my wife “I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.”
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
