Wonder Jokes

I wrote a book called Endless Love

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller

have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk

cause there dad never came back with it

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Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight

Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage

I accidentally texted my wife “I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.”

I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.

There used to be Wonder Woman. Now we wonder, what is a woman.

Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.

After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.

The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:

"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."

His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.

After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.

The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.

The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.

The receptionist responds:

"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."

Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.