Wonder jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.

I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.